Every time I’ve ever tickled someone, it’s been sexual. Maybe it’s just me. When I tickle my husband, it’s sexual. To little ole me, tickling often incites some sort of hot and bothered reaction or at least demonstrates a desire for something more…how shall we say….naughty?

I’ve never tickled my colleagues. Never my family members. I’ve never even tickled my friends—well, ok, maybe a few male ones... But that’s enough about me. Let’s get to the good stuff.

So what is up with Representative (Democrat) Eric Massa tickling his colleagues? Seriously, he should have tickled himself. He’d be better off. Now, it seems that his entire career is in the dumps. Does anyone even believe Massa when he says that it wasn’t sexual? Come on now—is the Pope Catholic? Of course it was sexual. He wanted to do the horizontal mambo with this guy.

No. Not really. I’m not sickened by this. I just love this sort of political train wreck! Nice job Massa—at least for entertaining the heck out of everyone.

Instead of keeping quiet about this tragically embarrassing situation, Massa is like a mini-Blago, making the rounds on the television circuit, spreading the word that he only “tickled” with no sexy-time intent. Yawn.

Massa told Glenn Beck: "It doesn't make any difference what my intentions were, it's how it's perceived by the individual who receives that action." Translation: I wanted to make a move on this stallion but he flat out turned me down so instead of walking away ashamed for being shut down, I’ll now just say that I didn’t mean it.

Apparently this has been the modus operandi for the horny little devil. The Washington Post reports that the House ethics panel has been investigating claims that Massa groped several male staffers. Gee, I wonder if groping isn’t sexual either….

Where did this tickling happen? Well, according to Massa: “Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.” Sounds like quite a party. I wonder if there are pictures?

When Larry King asked Massa, who is married to a woman, whether he was gay, Massa got his undies in a bunch. He took great exception to the question and refused to answer. Translation: yes, yes I am.

I can’t wait to see what other creepiness comes out of this latest and greatest political scandal.

Keep it coming folks, keep it coming!