There’s a lot of things I would do if they weren’t against the law.

I’d be the first one to speed down Lake Shore Drive on a warm night with Lady Gaga blaring on my radio. I’d love not to have to come to a complete stop at stop signs and not pay those pesky parking meter boxes every two or three hours. I’d also love not to have to shell out money on taxes and part of me would love to experience riding a bicycle down the sidewalk of Michigan Avenue. I’d be the first one to sit in Mariano Park with my friends and several open bottles of Pinot Noir and gossip about the various fashion faux pas on display.

 The list goes on. So,what would you do if you could?

What about running naked through a store or at a sporting event?

Well, a Tennessee man is regretting doing just that. He was arrested on Friday night for entering a supermarket wearing nothing but a face mask on and running through the aisles. Can you imagine seeing that at your local Target as you sample some of the newest scents of some fine laundry detergent? Hmm...this is a lovely calming lavender vanilla….oh my God….It’s a NNNNNNaked man….Oh...Oh…his junk is out!! What??!! Personally, I’d love it! I’d be the first to whip out my iPhone and chase him down to get a photo and immediately upload the goodness to Facebook.

At any rate, Tennessee Police arrived at the store but found the streaker had left. They finally located him the bathroom of a local Hardee’s restaurant apparently having had too much fun. Employees said that he entered the store wearing ONLY an orange sweatshirt and asked to borrow some clothes. A good Samaritan did give him some shorts so he could hide all his manhood from the Hardee’s patrons enjoying their cheeseburgers.

When asked why he did it, the 22 year old Daniel R. Lee stated that he was “bored and didn’t have anything else to do.”

Well, now he’s got an indecent exposure charge to contend with—that should keep him busy for a little while.