Boys Will Be Boys
Today is my special someone's birthday. He doesn't like to get reminded that he's getting older. It's quite charming, really, to see him squirm when someone asks him: "So, how old are you?" He likes to retort that he is still 33 until 4:41pm. Well my dear, at 4:41pm today, Happy Birthday!
Aside from my thoughts of tonight's festivities, I've been pondering how some people tend to regress into childhood or even infancy the older they get. This seems to be especially pronounced in men. You know the saying: "Boys will be boys?" Well, it seems poignantly true.
Take for example a Chinese college professor. The 53-year-old computer science teacher decided that it would be a great idea to recapture his youth by having a sex club in his home. He was convicted a few days ago for committing "group licentiousness" for the 18 orgies or "swinging games" he held in in home. When asked why he held such parties, he resolutely exclaimed that he did it for his own happiness. Then, he prophesied that: "Marriage is like water. You have to drink it. Swinging is like a cup of wine. You can drink it if you like. If you don't like it, don't drink it." The Professor faces up to three years in jail for his youth-capturing acts.
Men and their, well, you know--proclivities...Johnny Lacy, an inmate in Wisconsin's maximum security prison fought his case all the way to the appeals court to have several photographs of scantily clad woman returned to him. Apparently he had ordered the photos through the mail and the prison officials took them away for violating the prison's pornography ban. Well, Johnny wasn't happy about this. He fought and
raised an impressive legal battle, finally culminating in an order to have the prison officials return the four photos. The other photos that he ordered and were confiscated were deemed too risque and were properly withheld.
Just minutes ago, Justin Bieber, the little annoying teen idol, walked right smack into a glass door when he was trying to exit a German hotel. I would have paid to see that. It must have been so funny seeing that little brat dazed into reality for a quick second.
And finally, though I may never understand this, it seems that men just love to be naked. Take Shafiq Mohamed. The man was arrested early this morning in Louisiana because he was walking in the buff down the street. When officers approached him, he told them that "America raped him" and that God had told him to walk naked to save his soul. Walk on, man! Walk on!
Aside from my thoughts of tonight's festivities, I've been pondering how some people tend to regress into childhood or even infancy the older they get. This seems to be especially pronounced in men. You know the saying: "Boys will be boys?" Well, it seems poignantly true.
Take for example a Chinese college professor. The 53-year-old computer science teacher decided that it would be a great idea to recapture his youth by having a sex club in his home. He was convicted a few days ago for committing "group licentiousness" for the 18 orgies or "swinging games" he held in in home. When asked why he held such parties, he resolutely exclaimed that he did it for his own happiness. Then, he prophesied that: "Marriage is like water. You have to drink it. Swinging is like a cup of wine. You can drink it if you like. If you don't like it, don't drink it." The Professor faces up to three years in jail for his youth-capturing acts.
Men and their, well, you know--proclivities...Johnny Lacy, an inmate in Wisconsin's maximum security prison fought his case all the way to the appeals court to have several photographs of scantily clad woman returned to him. Apparently he had ordered the photos through the mail and the prison officials took them away for violating the prison's pornography ban. Well, Johnny wasn't happy about this. He fought and
raised an impressive legal battle, finally culminating in an order to have the prison officials return the four photos. The other photos that he ordered and were confiscated were deemed too risque and were properly withheld. Just minutes ago, Justin Bieber, the little annoying teen idol, walked right smack into a glass door when he was trying to exit a German hotel. I would have paid to see that. It must have been so funny seeing that little brat dazed into reality for a quick second.
And finally, though I may never understand this, it seems that men just love to be naked. Take Shafiq Mohamed. The man was arrested early this morning in Louisiana because he was walking in the buff down the street. When officers approached him, he told them that "America raped him" and that God had told him to walk naked to save his soul. Walk on, man! Walk on!
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